hitlersaurus-christ:

guy:

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barack-obottm:

condom:

zamyonce:

fancyqueef:

gnumblr:

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craylittleliars:

Sometimes I just remember the fact that in french pain means bread and it makes me think about this picture a lotimage

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vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

(Source: jackasslantern, via that-stupid-tardis-sound)




"The pupil of your eye expands up to 45% when you look at someone you love."

- (via psych-facts)

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84emojis:

*white woman in a salon chair voice* I’M FEELING BRAVE TODAY

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tattooed-disappointment:

angry-slowpoke:

Guess what I got at the thrift store

is it a number 2? use that shit on every scantronevery time someones like "please take out your number 2 pencil"take it out and scream
“ME HOY MENOY”

tattooed-disappointment:

angry-slowpoke:

Guess what I got at the thrift store

is it a number 2? use that shit on every scantron
every time someones like
"please take out your number 2 pencil"
take it out and scream

ME HOY MENOY”

(via itsdeepforhappypeople)




Cat Self Defense Keychain | Wicked Clothes 

The cutest on campus self defense








postllimit:

*bob the builder voice* can we fix it? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS WE CAN BITCH YAAAAAAS

(via spork)




meowvgonspengler:

1950S SLANG IS LIKE MY FAVORITE THING IT IS SO RIDICULOUS

LOOK AT

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WHAT IS THIS

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DUCK BU TT I AM LAUGHING

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RAZZ

MY 

BERRIES

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"One day you lose something, and you say: ‘Oh my God. I was happy. And I didn’t even know it.’"

- Unknown, Humans of New York (via fawun)

(Source: textposter, via h0odrich)





golddiggerr:

naked-nigga-in-ugg-bootz:

Nigga really think he on the team

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golddiggerr:

naked-nigga-in-ugg-bootz:

Nigga really think he on the team

😂😭

(Source: unflavoredwaxedfloss20, via stayy0ungandwild)